lol Ways of breaking up with your lover this December

Ways of breaking up with
your lover this December
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1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed
to boil and boiled the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s
over!
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6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you
replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply
me the next day?... its over!!!!
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7.I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother
a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your
bags. its over!

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